Almost Home New Mexico

Poems, stories and videos

This is a collection of poems and stories all with rescue and the love of animals in mind!! I will be trying to link all of these to their writers.  They need to be given credit for these as they all seem to be from their heart— many though have greatly touched my own heart!!

We are still in the process of getting this page up!!!  Check back often..

HOWEVER….

Here is a short little joke to keep you coming back to see if we have others!!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed.

"What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

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